Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Grid Maintenance Reminder



A reminder that today sees the first of the Grid Maintenance updates, with more tomorrow.
During this time users may be logged off and unable to logon again until the process is completed.


Friday, May 25, 2018

Nuts to Billy



There is an extremely slim chance that you missed this news.  I doubt it, but just in case, here's a blog story..

Famed London builder, clothing designer, part time slut, and member of Pan's People, Billy Arentire has been unwell.

A week ago Billy went into hospital for what he thought was a scrotal face-lift, but turned out to be the removal of something obscene attached to his junk located in the undercarriage department.

The poor old sod has been in a huge amount of pain, and currently walks like Tina Turner with his legs agape, whilst being dosed up to the eye balls on Codeine and saying all kinds of inappropriate things during his drug crazed adventure.

Just about everyone in the medical profession has had a look at the site of the carnage, including a couple of bemused NHS tea ladies, a lady with a purple rinse from the league of friends, and a highly excitable Spanish porter.

The side effect of the Codeine is well known.  And we're pleased to announce that after copious amounts of senokot, blast-off was finally achieved at 8am this morning.

More news as it happens...

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Bank Holiday Weekend Eve



Yes, that's right, it has been two whole weeks since the UK's last one, so it is high time we had another.  This time our American friends are also enjoying a public holiday with us on Monday 28th May.

Throughout the long weekend in London City, we hope you will enjoy top entertainment with us as the clubs go full pelt for this Spring/Summer holiday!

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Aliens have visited



The species known as "The Greys", are supposedly the very most frequent visitors of all alien races to this dried out old husk of a planet, we call Earth.

They are the ones who frequently abduct people, perform experiments on them, then do a half-assed attempt at wiping their memory, and return them so they can appear on Youtube.

We thought it might a good idea to do one of our surveys and ask visitors if The Greys really exist and if they really have visited Earth.

91 people voted.  55 people (60%) believe the Greys have visited Earth, whilst 36 (40%) believe they have not.   This is an interesting result as means that the majority of people believe that there is, or has been extra terrestrial life visiting us. 

Another fun poll soon!   Thanks for taking part.


Monday, May 21, 2018

A Linden Bear in the Bin!



One man's trash is another man's treasure..

You never know quite what you're going to find in the Soho Trash Can, but with over 100 gifts, including cash, you might strike it lucky and get something useful.... or useless.

It's always worth a rummage in the bin!

The lovely Constantine Linden popped by to donate his Linden Bear to the London City trash can, so that all residents have a chance of winning one.  We're honored indeed!

Good luck in winning the latest prize!  Just walk into the bin and it will hand you your present!
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Friday, May 18, 2018

A Right Royal Wedding



Prince Harry will be taking Meghan Markle up the aisle on Saturday and you can watch it live!

BBC has waived its licensing for this event and it can be streamed freely everywhere in the world.  You can see BBC coverage on Youtube
beginning at 9am UK (which is 1am SL time).

Things start hotting up with the arrival of the Royals about an hour later and Her Majesty The Queen is due to arrive shortly after 11am UK (3am SL).

The Ceremony starts at 12 midday prompt UK (4am SL) and will last about an hour.

We hope you will join us in London City to celebrate this Royal unity which spreads across the great pond.

Unlike the Royals, we are providing sandwiches and grog for this spectacle.   Enjoy the day!

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Trash or Treasure? A Royal Crown



Just like a princess
One man's trash is another man's treasure..

You never know quite what you're going to find in the Soho Trash Can, but with over 100 gifts, including cash, you might strike it lucky and get something useful.... or useless.

It's always worth a rummage in the bin!

Today, we've added Meghan Merkle's fairytale crown, so that you can be a princess too! 

Good luck in winning the latest prize!  Just walk into the bin and it will hand you your present!
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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Abranimations Exclusive Gift in London City







The lovely people at Abranimations the motion capture dance creators, have added some exclusive gifts to the London City store.

For this week only, collect the Three Fancy Dress Chicken Avatars and The Farm Hens Avatars.. and The Free Bento Dances to accompany them!

Whilst in the store have a look at the brand new items now available for this season, including a demo version of dancing the Tai Chi and the Combat Evoluntion Karate set of animations.

Keep Dancing on over to Abranimations in London City



A Royal Fiasco and also a Wedding



The proud father
The Royal wedding is on track to be a fun day out (or in) for everyone!

The story so far..

Meghan Merkin's father has had a convenient heart attack which will prevent him from giving his daughter away at the right royal wedding.   Getting caught trying to wheeler deal with the paparazzi for some exclusive behind the scenes photo's has got nothing to do with it.

Meanwhile Clarance House has explained all in a highly detailed and reassuring statement that will allay any gossip.  It reads, "This is a deeply personal moment for Ms Markle in the days before her wedding. She and Prince Harry ask again for understanding and respect to be extended to Mr Markle in this difficult situation."

Radiant Mother-In-Law
Back on the lawn, the Royal family have broken with the tradition of feeding the wedding guests by telling them if they want to eat, they need to bring their own cheese roll or get a McWedding Burger from across the road. 

The twelve hundred Golden Ticket holders, who have been especially invited for "serving their communities", have also been told that there is no water there either and if they want to remain reasonably hydrated they need to bring a drink too.

So far, this is shaping up to be a right royal fiasco and there's still a number of days to go before the big event.

Feast fit for a king
Join us live in London City on Saturday at 4am SL time (Midday in the UK) as we enjoy even more twists and turns in what is bound to be proper carbaret.


Friday, May 11, 2018

A Eurovision flutter




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It's the Eurovision weekend!

This year spare a thought for our dearly departed Katie Boyle, who died last month.  Katie hosted the Worldwide show in 1960, 1963, 1968 and 1974 and the UK portion throughout all of the the 1970's.


If you are a bit of a two-dollar-bettor you might like to have a flutter on the Eurovision Song Contest.

Today would be a good day to head on down to the bookies and place your bets.

The thing to remember about betting on Eurovision, is that it's not all about who has the best song.  It's also about who has the best political ties.  I've put a couple of quid on Australia because I think they have a great song, but the long odds show that the bookies think they're not in a political pole position chance of winning!

Join in on the live stream here in London City from 12pm SL time on Saturday!

Monday, May 07, 2018

Bank Holiday




Good morning from London City, where it's the Bank Holiday again in the UK. 
Bring a sausage and enjoy the holiday Barbecue today.