King Charles Bank Holiday

King Charles III, Coronation, Bank Holiday Weekend begins right now!

King Charles III's coronation will take place on Saturday 6th May 2023 at Westminster Abbey and will be streamed live around the world.

The UK government announced that Monday 8 May, 2023 will be an official extra bank holiday to mark the coronation of King Charles and Queen Camilla.

Unelected Prime Minister Rishi Sunak (who got a total drubbing in the local elections yesterday) said, “The coronation of a new monarch is a unique moment for your country. In recognition of this historic occasion, I am pleased to announce an additional bank holiday for the whole country to get absolute shit faced on black market liquor".

London City will mark this occasion with parties and dancing and a drunken team of support agents throughout the festivities.

Hooray for King Charles and Queen Camilla!