Friday, May 25, 2018

Nuts to Billy



There is an extremely slim chance that you missed this news.  I doubt it, but just in case, here's a blog story..

Famed London builder, clothing designer, part time slut, and member of Pan's People, Billy Arentire has been unwell.

A week ago Billy went into hospital for what he thought was a scrotal face-lift, but turned out to be the removal of something obscene attached to his junk located in the undercarriage department.

The poor old sod has been in a huge amount of pain, and currently walks like Tina Turner with his legs agape, whilst being dosed up to the eye balls on Codeine and saying all kinds of inappropriate things during his drug crazed adventure.

Just about everyone in the medical profession has had a look at the site of the carnage, including a couple of bemused NHS tea ladies, a lady with a purple rinse from the league of friends, and a highly excitable Spanish porter.

The side effect of the Codeine is well known.  And we're pleased to announce that after copious amounts of senokot, blast-off was finally achieved at 8am this morning.

More news as it happens...

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